Christmas Vacation Printables – Set of Four

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Celebrate the holiday season with these memorable quotes from the classic movie, Christmas Vacation.


My favorite Christmas movie of all time is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. I can still remember the first time I saw it. It was my sophomore year of college and I was in my apartment. I was probably “studying” for semester final exams. I was all curled up in bed with my books when Christmas Vacation came on my super small (like 13 inch) TV. I started laughing pretty much from the opening credits until the end– “Play Ball”! Sometimes it was that can’t-breathe-tears-running-down-my-cheeks, laughter. So funny!

23 years later, I’m almost positive I have watched this movie every Christmas season since. My oldest son said just last week, ” We watch this movie every year.” I was like, “I know. Isn’t it great?!” He does love it but I’m sure he thinks, Mom is weird! 😉

There’s so many fabulous one liners in that movie. I could quote you about 20 right here and now. But what’s the fun in that? So….I made printables of my favorite four!

I know you have heard this one!

Christmas Vacation Printable, Is Your House on Fire, Clark?

I just love Aunt Bethany! I hope to be just like her when I get that old– just checked out on life but as happy as can be! 

My next favorite quote is from her again…
Christmas Vacation Printable, What's That Sound?

I know you just read that in her voice! 😉 I can’t stop laughing every time those words come out of Aunt Bethany’s mouth. Too funny!

The next printable I made is probably the most popular quote from the movie…
Christmas Vacation Printable, Looks great! Little full, lotta sap!

And last but definitely not least, is good old Eddie. You can’t talk about Christmas Vacation without quoting him!

Christmas Vacation Printable, You Serious, Clark?

If you would like to have one or all of these famous quotes, simply click on any image to access all of the printables! 

All of these Christmas Vacation printables are just a little early Christmas gift from me to you!

Celebrate Christmas right and grab your free set of four printable quotes from the classic movie, Christmas Vacation!

Oh and just so you know, you can find these printable along with many others in the IFM Archive; our library of all the best printables, checklists and more! 

I really hope you’ll love these Christmas Vacation printables as much as I do. I’ve already placed one in my kitchen. Every morning when I go to make my coffee, I always “squeak” out a little laugh. It’s a great way to start the day!

Christmas Vacation Printable, Is Your House on Fire, Clark?

And because I could talk about this movie for hours…you’ve got to tell me.

What’s your favorite quote from Christmas Vacation?


  1. I bought the dvd 2 years ago so my oldest son could see it (I know it comes on tv often during the holidays). You already shared my favorite line from the movie.

    1. Confession: I have the movie on DVD too AND…. I just bought it this year on Amazon prime. You can never have too many copies! lol Merry Christmas to you and yours! 🙂

  2. We watch this every year as well! I am not the expert in the family since everyone else can quote it chapter and verse, and I am usually in the kitchen creating wonderful things for my movie watchers, but I love “you can’t see the lines, can you Russ? A Christmas classic, and we watch it every year and laugh like we’ve never seen it before! Good times

    1. Mary, that’s a great line too! It’s crazy how much this movie makes people laugh even after 20+ years! Thank you so much for sharing your love of the movie with me. Merry Christmas to you and yours!

  3. ” I’d like to get something for you, Clark. Something real nice.” Cousin Eddie to Clark. But you have to give the wink and hand gesture. This is our families favorite line. We use it throughout the year.

    1. Hahaha, Wendy! I love that line in the movie too…but I think I love how you use it in your family MORE. 😉 Merry Christmas to you!

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