First Astronaut On the Sun?

I heard about three people, a Russian, an American and a blond. They were talking one day. 

The Russian proudly said, “We were the first ones in space.” 

The American said,  “Well, we were the first ones on the moon.” 

The blond said, “That’s nothing! We are going to be the first ones on the sun!” 

The Russian and the American, they laughed and said, “What are you talking about? You can’t go to the sun! It’s too hot, you will burn up!” 

The blond said, “We’re not that dumb! We’re going to go at night!!

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