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A man was being chased by a bear and the bear finally had the man cornered.
The man was so scared that he decided the best thing to do was pray. The man prayed, “Dear God, please make this bear a christian bear”.
So God did as he said and made the bear a christian.
The bear immediately stopped, knelled and said, “Dear God, please bless this food I am about to eat”.